Dear “Do-Nothing” Negroes:
We watched Russell Simmons’ appearance on Arsenio Hall’s show, and we agree with him: You People really just don’t know how to let stuff go.
Why are you still attacking him for making fun of Harriet Tubman? That chick’s been dead for like, the last 600 years. Who cares?
Though we couldn’t tell she was the “slave” Russell was talking about in the Arsenio interview (thankfully he didn’t mention her by name, this time), we only had to think about all the commotion you and your merry band of rabble-rousing malcontents kicked up on Black Twitter a couple of months ago, and we quickly surmised Tubman was the person of whom our dear brother was speaking.
But, that’s besides the point. It was a joke, You People! Uncle Rush said the skit was “the funniest thing” he had ever seen. That means it was meant to be funny. We get that for some ludicrous reason you goddamn Nig – um, Black folks – didn’t think it was, but that doesn’t make what you people disgustingly refer to as the “Harriet Tubman Rape Tape” any less of a joke. If anything, it just means You People are overly sensitive, egregiously tactless, and have no sense of humor, AT ALL.
And, just who in the Hell are You People to refuse his apology, because – according to you – he didn’t sound “sorry” enough?
Like anybody gives a damn about what you think.
You People think just a little bit TOO highly of yourselves, and you’ve taken this whole “fake slave sex tape” situation to a very unnecessary extreme.
And we don’t want to hear that crap about how Jewish celebrities wouldn’t dare make fun of the German Holocaust the way Negroes make fun of their own.
It’s not the same thing, and you KNOW it isn’t.
Some people count, others don’t.
And You People should already know on which side of the fence you fall.
The fact we are rich, and are able to enjoy our lives of One Percent Luxury as a direct result of the investment some of you made in us by buying our BULL**** music, concert tickets, merchandise, actually paying to see our ratchet-assed movies in theatres, and buying our (admittedly poorly ghostwritten and unbelievably stupid) books, is irrelevant.
That is what you Negroes are SUPPOSED to do, with you and your rabid consumerism.
Come ON!! What ELSE were you going to do with the money? INVEST it? (Yeah. We read the Nielsen report. And you have the nerve to talk about US? At least we can afford what we buy).
One Percenters invest. Negroes spend. That’s the equation. That’s how it works. Don’t go off trying to change things, now. There’s NO GOOD coming from that.
Okay, fine: There’s no good for US, coming from that.
In case this was unclear, let’s state it for the record: Outside of what you can do for US, you Negroes can go get f***ed.
You have NO BUSINESS expecting us to be ACCOUNTABLE or RESPONSIBLE with our resources and influence. We worked HARD for these 40 pieces of silver, having left knives in more than a few backs to get it.
We DO NOT owe it to you to invest in the communities we were only too happy get away from, having left them – and YOU – there, TO ROT.
We can’t run the risk of some of you paying that investment forward, and creating a POSITIVE human ecology that would effectively make us obsolete.
We’re not trying to be down with that African Jungle Bunny Mumbo-Jumbo (We think you call that “Ujamaa”?). We ain’t ‘bout that life.
We live in America. We’re AMERICANS. And cooperative economics is NOT what they do, here.