Why are you still attacking him for making fun of Harriet Tubman? That chick’s been dead for like, the last 600 years. Who cares?
Though we couldn’t tell she was the “slave” Russell was talking about in the Arsenio interview (thankfully he didn’t mention her by name, this time), we only had to think about all the commotion you and your merry band of rabble-rousing malcontents kicked up on Black Twitter a couple of months ago, and we quickly surmised Tubman was the person of whom our dear brother was speaking.
But, that’s besides the point. It was a joke, You People! Uncle Rush said the skit was “the funniest thing” he had ever seen. That means it was meant to be funny. We get that for some ludicrous reason you goddamn Nig – um, Black folks – didn’t think it was, but that doesn’t make what you people disgustingly refer to as the “Harriet Tubman Rape Tape” any less of a joke. If anything, it just means You People are overly sensitive, egregiously tactless, and have no sense of humor, AT ALL.
And, just who in the Hell are You People to refuse his apology, because – according to you – he didn’t sound “sorry” enough?
Like anybody gives a damn about what you think.
You People think just a little bit TOO highly of yourselves, and you’ve taken this whole “fake slave sex tape” situation to a very unnecessary extreme.
And we don’t want to hear that crap about how Jewish celebrities wouldn’t dare make fun of the German Holocaust the way Negroes make fun of their own.
It’s not the same thing, and you KNOW it isn’t.
Some people count, others don’t.
And You People should already know on which side of the fence you fall.
The fact we are rich, and are able to enjoy our lives of One Percent Luxury as a direct result of the investment some of you made in us by buying our BULL**** music, concert tickets, merchandise, actually paying to see our ratchet-assed movies in theatres, and buying our (admittedly poorly ghostwritten and unbelievably stupid) books, is irrelevant.
That is what you Negroes are SUPPOSED to do, with you and your rabid consumerism.
Come ON!! What ELSE were you going to do with the money? INVEST it? (Yeah. We read the Nielsen report. And you have the nerve to talk about US? At least we can afford what we buy).
One Percenters invest. Negroes spend. That’s the equation. That’s how it works. Don’t go off trying to change things, now. There’s NO GOOD coming from that.
Okay, fine: There’s no good for US, coming from that.
In case this was unclear, let’s state it for the record: Outside of what you can do for US, you Negroes can go get f***ed.
You have NO BUSINESS expecting us to be ACCOUNTABLE or RESPONSIBLE with our resources and influence. We worked HARD for these 40 pieces of silver, having left knives in more than a few backs to get it.
We DO NOT owe it to you to invest in the communities we were only too happy get away from, having left them – and YOU – there, TO ROT.
We can’t run the risk of some of you paying that investment forward, and creating a POSITIVE human ecology that would effectively make us obsolete.
We’re not trying to be down with that African Jungle Bunny Mumbo-Jumbo (We think you call that “Ujamaa”?). We ain’t ‘bout that life.
We live in America. We’re AMERICANS. And cooperative economics is NOT what they do, here.
What do you want from us? You want us to give it all back? Invest in “the village”, so we can be broke and desperate, LIKE YOU?
YOU ALSO HAVE NO BUSINESS expecting us to be mindful of the image of You People we put out into the Universe. We know the Citizens of the World are basing their wrong-headed opinions of the entire African Diaspora on the actions of a few, and we couldn’t care less.
We use the stereotypes of the ignorant, stupid, tasteless, classless, always inappropriate, over-sexed, violent Negro male and Negro female to make our money. And we’re not f***ing ourselves out of money, behind the likes of YOU.
We suppose we COULD actually try earning our money the RIGHT way, but that would take too long. And we have ZERO interest in being 80-plus years old, before we made our first million.
Money is for the YOUNG to enjoy, not for the old to leave behind for somebody else to.
Are you seriously telling us you’d actually want to spend your entire lives working your fingers to the bone, only to die, having tasted none of the fruits?
What’s the matter with you?
But, we digress…
Look, we’re not completely oblivious to certain realities. We understand that while we do have MOST of the people fooled, “most” is not “all”.
Some of You People can actually think for yourselves, and are not “Sheep”: You see what’s going on, you know what’s at stake, and you don’t like it.
And if you’re smart enough to see that, you should also be smart enough to see where this road’s headed.
And if you can see that, then you should ALSO be smart enough to know your Words of Wisdom – no matter how sincere – will fall on WOEFULLY deaf ears.
We have conquered the Negroes’ god of Money, Materialism, and Status: Unless you get Money, Materialism, and Status of your own, there’s NOTHING you can say to your “Brothers” and “Sisters” that they’ll pay any attention to.
The Negro Sheep don’t see Spirituality and Culture as items of value: If you can’t put a price tag on it, and it can’t be bought in a store or off Amazon.com, IT IS OF NO VALUE to them.
You know this. And we know it, too.
Know what else we know? If you keep causing us trouble, we’ll just “Russell Simmons” your ass. We will turn every legitimate argument you have against us back AGAINST YOU by dismissing it as “shade”, and will call you “do-nothing Negroes” who simply “hate us ’cause you ain’t us.”
The sad part? Even with a preponderance of evidence supporting your TRUTH, The Negro Sheep will still choose to believe our LIES.
Believing OUR LIES feels a thousand times better to them than accepting YOUR TRUTH ever could, and TRUST US when we tell you nobody’s going thank you for your efforts to bring him “into the Light”.
In fact, it’ll be quite the opposite.
Do You People really want to put yourselves through that?
Is it really worth it to have The Negro Sheep turn on you, time and again, HATING YOU for refusing to remain silent?
Do you really want to subject yourselves to seeing US become the Heroes, while YOU become the Villains?
Is trying to save The Negro Sheep really worth all that?
These Sheep won’t EVER volunteer to be emotionally water boarded for YOU; WHY are you doing this for THEM?
What debt do you owe that’s so great you’d willingly put your OWN lives at risk for a people TOO IGNORANT AND STUPID to be bothered?
The next time you call yourselves holding our feet to the fire for being “disrespectful” and “irresponsible”, think about that.
The Sheep won’t thank you, and they’ll NEVER, EVER love you.
And you look STUPID for giving a damn about anybody who is this HILARIOUSLY DEVOID of any semblance of self-preservation, or self-respect.
Quit while you’re ahead.
P.S. The Harriet Tubman Rape Tape was funny. You People should REALLY get a life.